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<HAPPENINGS><EVENT id="346765450">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403382</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@edwin_hubble@@, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765449">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403381</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@scorbunny@@, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765448">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403380</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@scorbunny@@, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Scorbunnyian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765447">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403380</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1157@@, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765446">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403380</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@z_andromedae@@, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765445">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403380</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@scorbunny@@, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765444">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403379</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@scorbunny@@, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765443">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403379</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@tamizhnaadu@@ lodged <a href="/region=india/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62209121#p62209121">a message</a> on the %%india%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765442">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403379</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@scorbunny@@, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765441">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403378</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@curacoa@@, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765440">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403377</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@curacoa@@, recognizing the Curacoan flag qualifies you for citizenship.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765439">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403376</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@curacoa@@, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765438">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403376</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1157@@, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765437">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403376</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@curacoa@@, governments opposing Curacoa are beset by rebels.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765436">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403375</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@curacoa@@, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765435">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403374</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arcanletia@@, eminent domain has been abolished.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765434">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403374</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arcanletia@@, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765433">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403374</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arcanletia@@, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765432">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403373</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arcanletia@@, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765431">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403373</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arcanletia@@, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765430">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403372</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ehtanialis@@, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765429">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403371</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cecily@@, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765428">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403371</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1157@@, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765427">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403371</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cecily@@, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765426">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403371</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cecily@@, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765425">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403370</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cecily@@, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765424">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403370</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cecily@@, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765423">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403369</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alien_mixture@@, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765422">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403368</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@luminethra@@, the military's newest toy broadcasts Luminethra's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765421">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403368</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alien_mixture@@, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765420">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403368</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1157@@, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765419">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403368</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alien_mixture@@, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765418">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403367</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alien_mixture@@, large sections of Alien Mixture have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765417">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403367</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alien_mixture@@, the last thing Alien Mixturean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765416">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403367</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@luminethra@@, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765415">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403366</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@satou_sugu@@, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765414">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403365</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@satou_sugu@@, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765413">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403365</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@luminethra@@, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765412">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403365</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@satou_sugu@@, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765411">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403364</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@satou_sugu@@, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765410">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403364</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1157@@, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765409">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403364</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@satou_sugu@@, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765408">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403363</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@luminethra@@, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765407">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403363</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mori_motonari@@, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765406">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403362</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mori_motonari@@, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765405">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403362</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mori_motonari@@, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765404">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403361</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mori_motonari@@, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765403">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403361</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mori_motonari@@, a niche industry catering to S&amp;M enthusiasts has sprung up.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765402">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403359</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ishida_mitsunari@@, the might of the entire Ishida Mitsunarian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765401">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403358</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ishida_mitsunari@@, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765400">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403358</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@onermy_dellia@@, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765399">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403357</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ishida_mitsunari@@, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for &quot;counselling&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765398">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403357</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ishida_mitsunari@@, young adults still believe that rockwarblers deliver newborns to expecting parents.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765397">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403356</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ishida_mitsunari@@, the elderly are killed softly with a song.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765396">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403355</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1156@@, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765395">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403355</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shiina_mahiru@@, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765394">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403355</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shiina_mahiru@@, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765393">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403354</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shiina_mahiru@@, sex changes are routinely performed at Shiina Mahiru's hospitals.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765392">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403354</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shiina_mahiru@@, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd &quot;rather die&quot; than support Leader.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765391">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403353</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shiina_mahiru@@, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765390">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403352</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1156@@, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765389">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403352</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@john_schneider@@, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765388">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403351</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@john_schneider@@, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765387">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403350</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@john_schneider@@, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create &quot;ticket balance&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765386">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403350</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@guest_nation_108@@, all recreational drugs are legal.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765385">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403350</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@john_schneider@@, the nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765384">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403350</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sincorp@@, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765383">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403349</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@john_schneider@@, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765382">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403348</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@camonna_tong@@, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765381">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403348</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@camonna_tong@@, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765380">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403347</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@camonna_tong@@, high school bands practice by moonlight.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765379">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403347</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@camonna_tong@@, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765378">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403347</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1156@@, cars are banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765377">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403346</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@camonna_tong@@, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765376">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403346</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@r_andromedae@@, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765375">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403345</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tyler1@@, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765374">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403344</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tyler1@@, job satisfaction is a luxury many Tyler1ians can't afford.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765373">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403344</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tyler1@@, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765372">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403343</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tyler1@@, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765371">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403343</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1156@@, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as caf&eacute;s.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765370">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403342</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tyler1@@, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765369">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403342</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@r_andromedae@@, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765368">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403341</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shandy@@, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765367">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403341</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@shandy@@ was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765366">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403340</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shandy@@, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765365">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403340</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@milkzorzistan@@, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765364">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403340</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shandy@@, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765363">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403340</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@shandy@@ was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765362">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403339</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1156@@, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765361">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403339</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shandy@@, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765360">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403338</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@olarista@@, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765359">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403338</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@shandy@@, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765358">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403338</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@r_andromedae@@, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765357">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403338</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@pontelibra@@, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765356">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403337</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nakano_yotsuba@@, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765355">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403337</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nakano_yotsuba@@, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765354">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403336</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nakano_yotsuba@@, the Nakano Yotsuban Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765353">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403335</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@rado_aazazaaazazazzaaza@@, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765352">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403335</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nakano_yotsuba@@, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346765351">
<TIMESTAMP>1781403334</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nakano_yotsuba@@, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>
</HAPPENINGS>
</WORLD>
